Christmas Carols - TTWD Style

We Wish You a Kinky Christmas
(as sung to the tune of We Wish You a Merry Christmas)

We wish you a Kinky Christmas
We wish you a Kinky Christmas
We wish you a Kinky Christmas
And a Spanky New Year

Wood paddles we bring
some cuffs and a swing
We wish you a Kinky Christmas
And a Spanky New Year

Now give us a good hard flogging
Now give us a good hard flogging
Now give us a good hard flogging
And a smack on the rear

We won't cum until you say so
We won't cum until you say so
We won't cum until you say so
Please say it soon Sir

Now give us a good hard flogging
Now give us a good hard flogging
Now give us a good hard flogging
And a smack on the rear

Wood paddles we bring
some cuffs and a swing

We wish you a Kinky Christmas
And a Spanky New Year



Have Yourself a Spanky Little Christmas
(as sung to the tune of Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas)

Have yourself a spanky little Christmas,
You'll be tied up tight
From now on,
the blindfold will block your sight

Have yourself a spanky little Christmas,
Hear your Master say,
Mercy's gone,
You're in trouble and I'll spank away.

Here we are with our bums they're raised,
 Smacks are making them so sore
Sir won't stop 'til we've had enough
It's not up to us - count more!

Through the tears
We can feel the leather
We'll obey, and how!
Hang the strap up, he's got the paddle now
And have yourself a spanky little Christmas - owww!



I hope you enjoyed these!
I certainly had fun changing up the lyrics!

Nash and I both hope that you have
a very Merry Christmas and a wonderful holiday season!  


Comments

  1. Hi Lilli and Nash, loved the lyrics and pictures. :) Merry Christmas!

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. Glad you enjoyed the post Nina! Thanks! (((hugs)))

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  2. Love the lyrics - so creative. Wishing you and Nash the very merriest of Christmas and the happiest of New Years.

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    1. What a nice compliment, Leigh! Thank you! :)

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  3. Thanks for such fun and creative lyrics Lilli! Wishing you and Nash a lovely, loving and very Merry Christmas.

    Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. I'm glad you enjoyed the post Cat! Thank you! (((hugs)))

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  4. Hi Nash and Lilli, I absolutely love the lyrics and was singing along lol. Very creative and the pics made me laugh too. Thanks for such a fun post :) wishing you both and your family a very Merry Christmas.

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Ha! I'm glad you enjoyed it so much Roz! Thank you! (((((hugs)))))

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  5. Lilli,

    Loved them. So good and creative.

    Merry Christmas to you and Nash. Hope it's a wonderful one for you.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. That's so sweet of you to say Ronnie! I'm glad you enjoyed them! Thank you! :) (((hugs)))

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  6. Enjoyed your lyrics. wishing you both a spanky... I mean happy Christmas.
    hugs DF

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    1. I'm glad you enjoyed them, DF! Spanky? Happy? Same thing basically, right? lol Thanks! :)

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  7. I love these festive carols! If only they were on iTunes for downloading. =)

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    1. I'm glad you enjoyed the carols Cutie! Unfortunately I don't think you'll find them on iTunes, at least not in this variation! lol

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  8. Oh, these made me laugh! Well done, Lilli.

    A most Blessed Christmas to both of you!

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    1. I'm glad you enjoyed them! Thanks! :)

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  9. Loved your lyrics Lilli. Merry Christmas to you and Nash. Hope you had a wonderful day.
    Hugs Lindy

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    1. I'm glad you enjoyed them Lindy! We had a wonderful Christmas, thanks! I hope you did as well. :)

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  10. Hope you have a very spanky holiday

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